Sense and sensibility

Where were you yesterday?
Some people say do not live in yesterday, but would we have today or tomorrow without a yesterday.

I was dreaming yesterday and I woke from it today realising that tomorrow will never be like yesterday.

It is not common sense, I know, but it is sensible.

Urgent need

The common thing between the Dire Straits and Chris Rea was diarrhoea.

And diarrhoea is the fastest thing on earth. Here is why:

1. Before you can even think of something (ideas are so fast when they come in your head)
2. Or to put the lights on (speed of light is 300.000 km/s)

then you would feel it down under in the bowels.