Urgent need

The common thing between the Dire Straits and Chris Rea was diarrhoea.

And diarrhoea is the fastest thing on earth. Here is why:

1. Before you can even think of something (ideas are so fast when they come in your head)
2. Or to put the lights on (speed of light is 300.000 km/s)

then you would feel it down under in the bowels.